Unnecessary Censorship

i've always been very impressed and amused by this segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live called "Unnecessary Censorship", in which originally harmless phrases become suggestively naughty after certain keywords are removed.

just a few moments ago, i had an inspiration for my own unnecessary censorship.

Self-absorbed hypocrites trapped by their fabricated facades of deception are plain sad. They really should try and f___ themselves.

hee hee.