Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Claws!

Inspired by Jaws, one of the most successful action thriller series in film history, The latest action and adventure blockbuster starring SNUGGIE the menace!


Synopsis: the humdrum lives of normal folks are rudely disrupted when Snuggie the menace claws his way through town! It is no longer safe to sleep without covering oneself with a blanket from head to toe - the cunning cat may just pick you as his next victim and sink his razor-sharp teeth into your skin! Clothes are ripped and torn by the coldblooded claws of the cruel culprit; precious items at home are toppled, shattered, damaged and ruined with a wave of his intimidating paw. He sneaks, he pounces, he leaps, and he scratches! Stealthy Snuggie creates havoc without any mercy, leaving his victims helpless and constantly fearful. When will he strike again? Will a hero emerge to stop the indomitable Snuggie from harming more lives? Only time will tell...

OUCH! Such ruthless scratches! Physical scars may heal, but pain and fear in the hearts of the innocent will stay as long as Snuggie is still at large...

25 comments:

Valie. said...

OMG... isit pain???

drreamworld said...

ouch.. it's damn painful when ii see those scars on the hand..


have u applied medicine onto it??
gggrrrhhh!! snuggie's giviin u ur xmas present.. haiix..


betta see a doc if it turns worse ok..

weirong said...

got so jialat meh!

Evonne said...

U gt apply medicine anot?i was aso kana by my dog this morning lei...hehehe.....i juz left it there ....but see doctor or else...

kAeJ said...

Oh dear.. the scratches look like what i'll do to myself.. =/

well, the joys and the perils of owning pets.. but someone like me who's afraid of cats, your Snuggie looks not so frightening.. :)

rAmpAge said...

omg i am sure its painful -.- Take care!

twentyseven05 said...

wow. snuggie is a star in his own movie! but u nv say when is it out in cinemas leh. haha.

on a serious note, y snuggie so naughty ah, scratch its mummie, must spank backside. hope its not to serious, seeing those scabs, the scratches should be healing soon ba. take care!

hope there's no claws 2.lol.

~jeanette

@&$TO& said...

aiyo! i c liao heart very pain leh ;-( u better go teach her man or the next day ur whole hand will be gone... ... :->

imperfectionist said...

harlowx. its the same scar like wad happen to muh hand when ii cut muhself wif penknife due to too much lurbe problems and stardies problems. so, ii cut muhself with the penknife to vent it all out.

dun worry, ii am not pyscho larh. ii am jux hurt n wanted to vent it all out. ii dunwan to bottle it up all in muh heart. its beri xin ku and ii jux wanna cut muhself so tt ii can reali feel the pain not in muh heart but at muh hands.

ii feel better when ii cut muhself. bud now, ii still feel miserable. whyee fate so cruel, whyee mux ii watch muh loved ones go? *sobbs*

guess ii will be cutting muhself again when muh wounds heal. or ii will be cutting on the same spot if ii am too too too hurt.

take kare everyone. ii will tell u muh situation evertime. =))

tks if u have read tis. if u have ani afvice or comments, jux voice it out.

THANKS.

Jim::吉姆部落 said...

其实你可以试一试把它的指甲剪短,或是什么的, 这样太危险了啦~
如果下一次是脸,哪怎么办?多注意噢~

PotatoAttitiude said...

wa sia !
the scars so deep , must be pain ! Better go see doctor , coz hand is a very important part of gals body !

Must take care wor !

-=Syo=- said...

Syo hEre. wHen's "cLaw" sHowiN' ?wHich ciNema ?! mEbi caN colLect suM revEnue loL.. fuNny hOw sNugie lOokeD sO inNocEnt @thE caM, aS thOugh hE aiN't thE cuLprit.. loL, guEss alL thE ppL got giF u gEnki heLp u 4gEt alL yR pAin & tRoubLes.. bb~
dEdicatE tiS cOmmeNt 4 alL mY pEeps & hOpe we'lL haV a niCe oUting tOmOrrOw !!

Sharon Bernice Chua said...

oh my god!!!! ur cat naughty

viNcEable said...

busy busy and busy. Phew. didn't hear your program for 1 week! can you believe it!? gosh. anyway, gosh the scars look kinda OUCH. But then again, haha. Cats always like to scratch stuffs. That proves that snuggies is normal! haha. Anyway. Have a Happy Christmas ahead and May all your wishes come true yeah ;)

Lu_Bu A.k.a 永宏 said...

Hmmm, this is a critical issue... looking at the victims of the claws, there is no doubt that snuggie must be stopped ~! Who..? hmm, hey i know, gotta be the one who gave the victim an iPod on her b'day ! hero to save the day ! :P

Actually wanted to make a wanted poster of snuggie with a caption 'Pls call 66911933 if spotted' , but i dont have fireworks/photoshop here in office... -.-

Anyway, yea still in India, life's rough... ever since i got here, i learnt to appreciate everything in SG, even the air, lol.. 1 more mth till im back in my mother nation...zzz... Gona get out of city this weekend, well cant spend the christmas in orchard then at least be admiring some nature's wonder instead of stayin in the city... Oops, and im sitting beside my PM(project manager) now... i guess i better stop here.. :x

Last but not least, Levis is cheaper ard here (50-60) any orders? ;x

JJ_rox! said...

Hey Pei Fen, I do hope that you are okay.Dun worry...it is juz that snuggie loves you alot.Btw,Does 93.3 Dj Jiahui have a blog?

laughoutloud said...

Please add me wor, peifen jie!!

snow angel said...

wah snuggie is damn playful and naughty. Maybe need some training.

xdd_rulz said...

haha...snuggie's so cute.nice stories.haha.take care of those scratches k.haha..actually kena scratched by pets very common lah..i got bitten by my hamsters twice..scratched by my terrapins..juz be more careful.haha

Valie. said...

terrapins scratched ppl??? wow.. first time heard that. hah. i kena cat scratch b4 when i tried to carry a cat home one day when i was small. haha.

xdd_rulz said...

ya..terrapins..when they grow bigger..their claws can get sharp..haha..oh ya..MERRY CHRISTMAS PPL!!!

Valie. said...

ohh. cannot trim their nails de ar?

imperfectionist said...

hmm. here i am again. mwahahas.
well, ii am still sad cos he ish going to poly next year ! dats a veri sad ting lorh.
haiish. can sumone give mi advice. tks.

Faith said...

Those scars look like the ones I had whenever I have pets...

This is onli the begining...

When you see your cat couch low then start to shake it's butt... Then you walk pass.. hahahahaha You die...

Anonymous said...

so this is My Snuggie's 'can get away with anything' days?